Cute and funny quotes for my Instagram bio?

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I want it to be cute but also a little bit funny...

Right now it's "sometimes me think what is friend than me says a friend is someone to share the last cookie with"

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Cute and funny quotes for my Instagram bio?

I want it to be cute but also a little bit funny...



Right now it's "sometimes me think what is friend than me says a friend is someone to share the last cookie with"

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I never knew my father was an alcoholic until he came home sober one night..

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.” – some dead guy

In some cultures what I do is considered normal

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.

The light at the end of the tunnel – are the front lights of a train.

i only drink on two occasions .When it’s my birthday and when it’s not.

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I'm anything but ordinary I'm extraordinary

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Perfect has 7 letters. So does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not

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MATH:MentalAbuseToHumans...



That's mine and also I like this one

recovering ice cream addict💁

But you can change the ice cream to something else💘

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I used to be addicted to the hockey pockey but I turned myself around



God bless this hot mess

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I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me

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The awkward moment when you realize I m cuter than you lol.

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I love you more than Kanye loving Kanye

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Its okay to be a glowstick; sometimes we need to break before we shine...!

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girl pencil: ugh! i always make mistakes

boy pencil: your supposed to.

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Thank you all for your answers and opinions!

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ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT 2 GIRLS TOLD ME I WAS CUTE TODAY AND ONLY 1 OF THEM WAS MY MOM!

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I may not be perfect but Jesus thinks I am to die for

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a girl should be like butterfly...preety to watch nf hard to catch

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"more issues than vogue" or "i dont know whats messier, my hair or my life"

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Dance dream live love laugh💃🏼💜💃🏼

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your like a crayon your not everybodys favorite color but in the end they will need you to complete the picture

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I was born intelligent but education ruined me

I was born innocent but bit*hes ruined me

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life is dumb and i want to sleep

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i dont understand instergram but her i am

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someday, there's gonna be an updated version of me..

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the bags under my eyes belong to kanye west

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me and my fridge against the 🌎

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| we are the kids our parents warned us about |

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Just keep swimming🐠

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the hattress better stop

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darling im a nightmare dressed like a daydream xx

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hey my names _____, guess what, idfwu get off my page(:

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The older I get the less I give a **** 👌✌️beef ?***** please ✋loosing friends ?***** bye 👋👋drama ?ill pass if you ain't bout me and mine ***** **** u

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*Insert bio here*

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****

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Unfollowing me doesn't make your boobs any bigger.

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i like poo what about you 👋

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hi... ok no? BYE THEN!!