Does anyone have a full list of Massie's Comebacks? I don't want just a couple.?

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I would like a full list of Massie's Comebacks from either one book or more. I do not just want an example of one. I can think of a few from the top of my head. (: thanks so much. ♥

Answer 1

"Kuh-laire?"

"Yeah."

"Are you a zit?"

"No".

"Then why are you all covered up?"



"Isaac, did I ask you do take my temperature?"

"What?" Isaac asked. "No."

"Then why are you all up in my butt?



"Kristin, are u playing soccer?"

"no?"

"then why do u sound like you want to sock her?"



“Kristen, why don’t you send me a postcard from Moroco?” Massie asked.

“Huh?” Kristin sounded confused.

“It sounds like your swimming in de-Nile.”



“Claire, were your parents lobsters?”

“Uh, no.” Claire pinched her cheeks until they were rosy.

“Then why were you acting so shellfish?”



"Claire, do you work at a grocery store?” Massie asked as she was wrapping her tape measure around her mannequin’s waist.

“Huh? No,” Claire said.

“Then why are checking me out?”



Are you poor?

no

then y aren't you making any cents?





Are you a boob?

(no)

Then why are you hanging?



"claire are you a midget" massie asked.

no..."

"then why dont u just get over him?"



"claire"

"did i invite you to my barbque?"

"no"

"then why are you grilling me?"



"derek, are u having a finals flashback?"

"no"

"Then why you desperate to score?"

Answer 2

Here are some I thought of:

1. Isaac, are you checking my temperature?

No, why?

Then why are you all up in my butt?

2. Claire, did I invite you to my party?

No..

Then why are you all up in my grill?

3. Are we a pair a boobs?

No...Why?

Then stop trying to hang around me

4. I love watching a girl do a guy's job

That's what happens then there are no real guys around

5. "Are you a poor dress maker?

Then why are you ripping off my material?"

6. Are you a toad?

Then why are you acting all horny?

7. (Other Person)"I can't believe you tricked me like that! I thought we had a deal"

Then DEAL

8. Do I look like I'm From Morrocco?

No, Why?

Then why do you think I would be Russian?{Rushin}

9. Are you having a Soccer Finals Flashback?

Because you seem a little desperate to score

Answer 3

am i a vampire? then why are you keeping me in the dark?

are you checking my temperature? then why are you all up in my butt?

Are we a pair of boobs? Then stop trying to hang around me!

Are you a poor dress maker? then why are you ripping off my material?

Do you work at a grocery store? then why are you checking me out?

Are you a toad? Then why are you acting all horny?

Do I look like I'm from Morrocco? Then why do you think I would be Russian?

Are you having a Soccer Finals Flashback? Because you seem a little desperate to score!

are you from egypt? then why are you living in de-nile?

Are you a manuer salesman? Then why are you giving me crap?

Did I invite you to a barbeque?Then why are you all up in my grill?, were your parents lobsters?

Then why were you acting so shellfish?

Answer 4

did i ask you to take my temperature?

no...

then why are you all up in my butt!?



and



did i invite you to my bbq??

no...

then why are you all up in my grillz



lol





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