Skinny jeans nightmare please help?

Question

Right please only serious comments,

Well where to begin, I'm a 20 year old male and I love skinny jeans but I feel I can't wear them they suit me and my style but unfortunately in the downstairs department I'm quite large and if I put some skinnys on my love shaft is clearly visible down my leg is there any way I can stop this happening with out pulling the old tuck in between the legs trick as I don't rally want the soiled my self look

Thanks

Answer 1

Two possibilities - one is point Mr. Johnson up, or wear shorts over your jeans - a layered look that I have seen a few times - and you can wear super skinny or painted-on skinny jeans (jeggings) this way.

Answer 2

Wear tight lycra boxers.

Answer 3

Show it off like a boss lmfao girls will like it or wear compression shorts

Answer 4

I had the same problem. Boxer-briefs saved my life, they keep everything in the right place and it's all less noticeable.

Answer 5

You're not a girl... Quit wearing girl jeans.